Hooter Shooters and Johnson Juicers: Booze Straight From the Teat (Very NSFW)

by Sean Fallon on October 6, 2008

in Bizarre Gadgets

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It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong bong. Awesome right? But there is more…oh so much more pictured after the break.

My Breast Friend:

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Crack It Open Bottle Opener:

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If you are unfamiliar with their earlier products, the Hooter Shooter nipple dispenser should clear everything up.

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Product Page (All items are coming soon) Hooter Shooter: $200

  • Matt Garrett

    A very LAME NSFW warning guys. I’m sure tech savvy kids visit this site and you should be ASHAMED for posting such disgusting drivel.

  • Jim Hubbard

    Pathetic.

    I used to visit for tech-related, nerd-related items.

    Now that the site is evidently being run by somebody’s 12 year old boy…it’s off my daily rounds.

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