
It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong bong. Awesome right? But there is more…oh so much more pictured after the break.
My Breast Friend:

Crack It Open Bottle Opener:

If you are unfamiliar with their earlier products, the Hooter Shooter nipple dispenser should clear everything up.

Product Page (All items are coming soon) Hooter Shooter: $200

