Do you live with the fear that you will be abducted and not be able to find your way back home? The Location Earth Dog Tag can give you some peace of mind. It has the mathematical location of earth in relation to several important pulsars to help guide you home by what you hope to be a benevolent alien savior.
There is no risk with this product, if you are abducted and not returned while wearing the dog tag, they will refund the full purchase price.
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