Oral Sex Head Light: Don’t Go Down Without It!

Posted by Sean Fallon on January 14, 2008
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Yes indeed, someone has invented an ear mounted light specifically designed to illuminate the crotch during oral sex. Whomever is responsible for such a genius product, I’m not ashamed to admit that I would like to shake their hand (then spend the next two hours washing it.) Pair with the oral sex snorkel for a truly absurd sexual experience.

Product Page ($13.99)

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7 Responses to “Oral Sex Head Light: Don’t Go Down Without It!”

  1. Nerd Approved - Gadgets and Gizmos - » Titsbee: A Breast Shaped Frisbee on January 14th, 2008 12:36 pm

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  3. coy on February 17th, 2008 7:59 am

    haha… this one I got to buy…

  4. Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle [Nsfw] | Today Tech Blog on February 17th, 2008 11:30 am

    [...] For all those who were gagging to see a giant illuminated phallus, I apologise; it was a very mean trick. Graphic image aside, the Oral Sex Light will set you back $13.99, and mounts (ha) via a clip-on ear piece. The torch attached is absolutely flexible, meaning you can absolutely scope out those hard to find regions. Unfortunately, if you ever did try to wow a date with your I-come-prepared attitude, she’ll likely be out of the door quicker than she could say, “What the hell was I doing there in the first place?” At that point, you’ll have to make use of the Oral Sex Light on your own, which will be an even sadder and more twisted state of affairs than normal. You suck. [Nerd Approved] [...]

  5. Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle [Nsfw] | top gadget blog on February 17th, 2008 8:17 pm

    [...] For all those who were gagging to see a giant illuminated phallus, I apologise; it was a very mean trick. Graphic image aside, the Oral Sex Light will set you back $13.99, and mounts (ha) via a clip-on ear piece. The torch attached is completely flexible, meaning you can completely scope out those hard to find regions. Unfortunately, if you ever did try to wow a date with your I-come-prepared attitude, she’ll likely be out of the door quicker than she could state, “What the hell was I doing there in the first place?” At that point, you’ll have to make use of the Oral Sex Light on your own, which will be an even sadder and more twisted state of affairs than normal. You suck. [Nerd Approved] [...]

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  7. Menu Inicio on February 18th, 2008 8:01 pm

    Great site dude!!

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