Nothing says “I’m single and profoundly mentally retarded” like the Multimedia Remote Control Wrangler.
From the website:
“If you can get past the slightly unusual concept of storing devices on your noggin, you may grow to appreciate the ease of using the Remote Wrangler. Keeping comfort and accessibility as the main focus, remote controls (and practically any small handheld device) can easily be attached (and detached) with a Velcro-like material. Made from a stretchable fabric, the headpiece comfortably conforms to the face and feels like a second skin, minus the acne. As an added benefit, a surprisingly quiet and effective battery powered and remote controlled temporal massager is built into the headpiece.”
The device comes in two flavors: the red white and blue “Retro Sportsman” model and the “Antique Olive.” It can also support just about any device you can throw at it – from game controllers to iPods.
Whether or not this product is actually for sale in the U.S. remains unclear, but the website quoted above alludes to the fact that the Retro Sportsman is selling well in Japan. No sh*t.