The set of Crumb Pet vacuums are all very cute and based on fun little animals. Someone must have had a wild weekend to agree to have a Garbage Truck Vacuum as well. It seems like the most sensible one of all since the amount of crap on your table probably would require a truck to haul it all away. It may not be entirely safe, though, since they make no mention of a beeping sound when it is used in reverse.
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