The Meat Rug

by Sean Fallon on August 7, 2007 · 0 comments

in Bizarre Gadgets, Household

Meat RugNothing says romantic like sprawling out in front of a roaring fire on a rug shaped like meat. Unfortunately, a woman that doesn’t have a problem with you owning a rug shaped like meat is probably a prostitute. So if you are unsure you may want to check on that.

On the other hand, you could always tell a woman that it’s actually a contemporary piece of art depicting a “crude, inaccurate map of Africa” as the product site suggests.

Product Site ( $12.95 )

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