Nothing says romantic like sprawling out in front of a roaring fire on a rug shaped like meat. Unfortunately, a woman that doesn’t have a problem with you owning a rug shaped like meat is probably a prostitute. So if you are unsure you may want to check on that.
On the other hand, you could always tell a woman that it’s actually a contemporary piece of art depicting a “crude, inaccurate map of Africa” as the product site suggests.
Product Site ( $12.95 )
