The Self High Five Machine Never Leaves You Hanging

Artist Deniz Ozuygur contacted Nerd Approved to let us know that she has developed a machine that eliminates the single most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to a man. Yes, even more than not being able to get it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5TxpNocj9E

Of course, I’m talking about being left hanging on a high-five. When it happens, you just want to crawl in a hole and die. But the high-five machine will never let you down. Although, executing the high-five might take 30 seconds and the slap will be weak and kind of creepy.

Still, if you want to check out Ozuygur’s machine, it will be on display in NYC at Chashama’s 266 space, a street level gallery on West 37th street (between 7th and 8th avenues). High five!

(Deniz Ozuygur)

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