Tofu The Vegan Zombie

by Sean Fallon on July 13, 2007 · 8 comments

in Bizarre Gadgets, Toys

Tofu The Vegan Zombie

The story behind Tofu the Vegan Zombie is as follows:

“Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched experiment in Professor Vost’s laboratory. Monkey # 5, one of Vost’s lab animals, stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy’s open skull after accidentally losing the brain. As a result, Tofu eats only vegetables and grains and has no taste for human meat. However, if Tofu ever loses his “tofu-brain”, he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh.”

The way I see it, you should take out the tofu brain. Without enough protein he will be pasty and weak.

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    Cowey42 May 15, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Sucks

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    Angie June 4, 2008 at 3:06 am

    Greatest.. thing… ever.

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    Ryan June 13, 2008 at 2:39 am

    I think he’s cool ;)

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    Nick Maranzano August 8, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    That’s your typical Vegan.

    Dead from Malnourishment.

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    Anon October 27, 2008 at 12:26 am

    Fucking amazing.

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    anonimo January 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    pinches tetos

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    michelle January 10, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Excellent, finally a vegan zombie! Where can I get the figure?

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    Erika January 31, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    Wow! im a vegan and i never knew.. this is just plain out adorable!

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