Tofu The Vegan Zombie
Posted by Sean Fallon on July 13, 2007
Filed Under Bizarre Gadgets, Toys | Stumble This
The story behind Tofu the Vegan Zombie is as follows:
“Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched experiment in Professor Vost’s laboratory. Monkey # 5, one of Vost’s lab animals, stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy’s open skull after accidentally losing the brain. As a result, Tofu eats only vegetables and grains and has no taste for human meat. However, if Tofu ever loses his “tofu-brain”, he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh.”
The way I see it, you should take out the tofu brain. Without enough protein he will be pasty and weak.
Product Page ( $17.99 )
| Trackback |Tags: action-figures, zombies
Comments
3 Responses to “Tofu The Vegan Zombie”
Leave a Reply
Sucks
Greatest.. thing… ever.
I think he’s cool