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narwhal light

If you don’t think you need a night light, Nari the Narwhal might change your mind.

See Also: The Only Thing Better Than A Unicorn Light Is A Giant Unicorn Light

This adorable Narwhal comes in white, pink, or purple light and has a one hour turn off feature to save energy.

If they ever figure out how to attach this to a scent oil, I’d have them all over the house.

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It was noted romantic Philip J. Fry who remarked that “girls like swarms of things,” so it’s a good thing ThinkGeek has you covered this Valentine’s Day with a selection of exceptionally geeky themed bouquets. With themes including puppies, unicorns and even new Star Wars and dinosaur options, you can be sure that your soulgeek will fall head over heels all over again.

Check out the new additions to the plush bouquet collection below.

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Funko recently debuted their new line of Pop Vinyl Harry Potter figures, which features some different versions of popular characters as well as a few new character additions. There’s even a new line of Harry Potter Pop Pens!

Harry Potter, Hermione and Ron are all depicted in outfits from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. For instance, the new Harry figure (pictured above) features the Triwizard Cup competition uniform. Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black a Dementor and Dobby all pop up in the line too.

Take a look at all of the new additions below.

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dragon attack lawn ornament

If you let a gnome into your garden, they’ll bring a friend. Then that gnome will bring a friend, and so on. Before you know it, you have an infestation.

It’s time to call in the dragon.

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Help! The dragon has run amok!

It’s time to call in the Super Gnomes.


We are huge fans of PokeMasterCrafter’s Poke Ball crystal series, and now he’s applied the unique design to display pieces that League Of Legends fans will undoubtedly enjoy. He notes:

Each Crystal is made of a high grade k9 crystal the same material used in high end home decor. The crystal comes in solid 4 inch rectangle chunk and then is sand blasted by hand it into a hexagonal diamond. Using the latest in 3d engraving technologies we then burn an image straight into the crystal. This laser is 5 times more precise than traditional 3d engraving to offer amazing detail and realism to each Crystal. We then hand polish each side for a smooth edge and clean finish.

Each diamond comes with a special custom made display case that can open or close to professional display your crystal.

Included is a high-powered custom LED light base designed for the diamond. A USB power adaptor for the base is also included so you don’t need to use batteries. Comes with an American plug head.

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Whatever you’re smoking, be it tobacco or… y’know, some other thing, you should endeavor as look as cool as possible while you’re doing it. That’s where SVpipesdesign’s phenomenal custom-made pipes, modeled on characters from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, can come in handy.

These hand-carved wooden pipes don’t come cheap, though – the Gimli pipe will set you back a whopping $2,500, so you’ll want to be pretty bloody confident that sucking smoke through a tube coming out the back of a dwarf’s head is for you.

Check out some more of SVpipedesign’s Tolkien-inspired handywork below.

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Expand Furniture has reimagined the T-Rex as a minimalistic shelving unit in a “put up yer dukes” pose.

I guess you could saw off the tail portion and have an Atari version of E.T. in a “put up yer dukes” pose if you prefer.

The creativity comes with an option of black and white colors and an inflated price tag of $300 – ensuring that he’ll be able to knock you over without ever throwing a punch.

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Hoooooooly crap! We found what appears to be a Death Star hamster ball hidden amongst the new items in Petco’s Star Wars collection. It hasn’t been released yet, but that will likely change soon.

In the meantime, head on over to Fashionably Geek to see more adorable new pet costumes and accessories from the collection.

UPDATE: Turns out that this is actually a “Death Star Treat Dispensing Dog Toy” that is supposedly available now (though we didn’t see it on the website at the time of writing). Cute, but a huuuuuuuge missed opportunity if you ask us. Maybe Petco will take the hint and make it happen.

wave city

The “Wave City” coffee table is the work of designer Stelios Mousarris and is described as “a well balanced mixture of wood, steel and 3D printed technology.”

I was also “inspired by a film”. You may have heard of it. Leonardo DiCaprio was in it. He did not win an Oscar for it. That was a useless hint. Oh what could it be?!

Seriously though, this is one of the most amazing coffee table designs we’ve ever seen (and we’ve seen a few). I want it real bad—but not €4000 (or $4300) bad.

Check out more pics below.

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December 2015 was quite a month. There was the premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and there were holidays with Star Wars gifts and there was seeing Star Wars for a second time…and maybe a third. Whew!

If you are a Loot Crate subscriber, you got a little something extra under the tree this year. For everyone else, let’s take a peek inside the “Galaxy” box shall we?

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