Thankfully, there isn’t a new ear wax-flavored Jolly Rancher and Hershey’s Kisses line—these candy earbuds are only for listening to your MP3 player.
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Audio
This mini VW Bus can play tunes from your MP3 player, your PC via USB or function as a standalone FM radio. It also features rolling wheels, functional head and taillights and horn sounds.
Product Page ($150 via Swissmiss)
This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
Product Page ($13)
This may be one of the few UFO’s that you won’t see flying around. And when the top of the ship opens you won’t see aliens, you will just have a portable MP3 speaker to play all your tunes on the go. This little piece of alien technology doesn’t even require batteries with its included USB cable to charge it.
Product Page ($13.90)
These magnets have the look and feel that iPod users are used to, but don’t expect to put your leftovers on pause. When there is a tree growing inside your casserole, it’s time to throw it out.
Product Page ($7 / Available in a variety of colors)
Fred’s upcoming REW cassette tape cord wrangler spools your dangling cords and wires—keeping them from tangling in your jean jacket and/or perm.
Product Page (Available This Fall)
It looks as though Mr. P has finally snapped. All of those horrible jobs have driven him to use the ample slack of your headphone cord to do do himself in. On the plus side, he does make for a great cable tidy.
Product Page ($5)
Ahh the wiener dog. Nature’s punchline. Still, if given the choice between standard Apple earbuds and wiener dog versions, I would choose wiener dog.
Product Page ($13)
Little earbuds with great sound may be the ultimate iPod accessory, but there is something to be said for style. These Spiderman Ear Buds have plenty of that. The pair of Spiderman heads you can jam into your ear canal is a good start, the crawling Spiderman that is also a slider is an exceptional design to show off. The fidelity of the sound may not be in the top tier of ear buds, but that is not what these are about.
Product Page ($7.99)
