From the category archives:
It’s kind of hard to see with the clear on white background, but this iPod Shuffle case (which appears to be for the newest version) is pure evil. Don’t believe me? Put it in your pocket and I’m sure balls will be poked with pointy claws and horns.
Product Page ($1)
Bath time is all about relaxing and the iDuck Wireless Speaker will make it just that much nicer. Plug your iPod into the egg and you can listen to the music on the waterproof, wireless duck. Not only will he keep the tunes going but he also has a color changing light feature. A rubber duck upgraded with music and light. Probably my favorite duck so far.
Product Page (£27.99, about $40)
If your guitar is the weapon, then your amps and instrument cables are the ammo that will help fire a barrage of melodies at your audience. You can visualize this even more clearly when your cables and connectors have mini pistols and grenades on them. But if you’re using a 10 watt amp, your firepower will be more like a peashooter than a rocket launcher. An additional image is available after the break.
Even though White Castle restaurants seem more and more scarce, the legend is more popular than ever. And if you’re a musician looking to promote your favorite square hamburger, the White Castle amp is the way to go.
Product Page: (Price available upon request)
Soft boobs that you can snuggle up to and listen to your iPod with? Is this the most perfect product ever? Sweet, sweet dreams will be running around in your head while it comfortably rests on the best cushioning known to man.
Product Page (£14.95, about $23)
Products with a retro design seem to give us some peace of mind just because they come from a simpler time. This Nomad Travel Speaker is based on a 1930’s design but still has support for all of your current MP3 players and iPods. Take a step back in time without having to take a step down in fidelity.
Product Page ($72)
Why these Mr. Leg Amplifier Speakers look like targets with feet is beyond me, but they will give you a unique way to listen to sound from your audio or computer equipment. Plus, the legs are completely flexible, so you are free to pose them in scandalous positions. It may be juvenile, but two shooting targets humping is definitely HA HA funny.
Product Page (£14.95)
I can’t play the guitar worth a damn, but when it comes to firing up this mini amp, no instrument is required. Just hook up your MP3 player and you are good to go (it also doubles as a computer speaker). Features working treble and bass knobs and a 5-watt output.
Product Page (£20 or around $40)
Getting good outdoor speakers is tough enough, getting outdoor speakers that are inconspicuous is even tougher. I think this tree trunk subwoofer would not only be an inconspicuous way to add some bass to your outdoor setup, it would also add a little character to your garden. Throw a couple speaker rocks out there and you have an outdoor home theater setup.
Product Page ($149.50)
Toss out those drab old speakers and upgrade to a speaker monkey. He will work with any device with a standard audio jack and he is super soft and cuddly—which means that all of your friends will be clamoring to touch your monkey.
Product Page ($6.88 for one monkey)
