Pinocchio Tape Measure: Lies Make it Bigger

Put Pinocchio’s Growing nose to good use. A growing nose by itself is nothing but a good lie detector whereas this one can be used to measure your living room for the largest possible TV that will fit there. And if you happen to be measuring some private parts, a few lies can help get […]

Keychain Flashlights For Redneck Superheroes

The next time a hunting expedition threatens to send you home empty handed, whip out your Camo Deer Flashlight and project an image of a majestic buck into the sky with the push of a button. Buckmaster Ted Nugent will come flying out of the woods to lay waste to any game in the area […]

The Best of Nerd Approved: May 5th-11th 2008

Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 5th-11th 2008:
Dalmatian Dominoes : Spotted dogs make for great dominoes.
Empire Mugs : A tribute to Warhol’s excruciating 8 hour film.
Penis Shampoo Dispenser : Love juices that leave your hair soft and manageable. (NSFW)
Shadow Magic : Captures your shadow puppets for posterity.
Giant Captain […]

A Meowing, Singing Cat Face Holga Camera

The Holga camera has long been a favorite of professional and amateur photographers because of its relatively low price point and the fact that flaws in the design can potentially create unique and surrealistic images. This particular Holga camera may also prove to be a hit with cat lovers because it features a cat faced […]

Cow Cookie Jar

This Cow Cookie Jar looks pretty cute until I really thought about where you have to put your hand to get yourself a few cookies. And that wink he is giving me makes me think that he actually may enjoy it. A proctologist’s dream that may even him him feel a bit queasy when reching […]

USB Smart Dog Hub: Stick 4 Devices in His Abdomen and Decapitate For Tunage

This little dog here may be the hardest working USB hub out there. He features 4 ports for your peripherals and a head that functions as a speaker during normal use. However, when you decapitate him, his head can be ported around as an AM/FM radio. I wonder if the ASPCA is aware of this. […]

Behold, a Gadget Kit That Captures Your Shadow Puppets For Posterity

Using a 23″ X 28″ glow screen and a dual-mode light blaster that emits a high-intensity flash, Shadow Magic allows the shadow puppet artist to capture their creations for posterity. You can even use the included light pen to draw mustache and penis accents. The creative possibilities are endless.
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The Best of Nerd Approved: April 28th-May 4th 2008

Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 28th-May 4th 2008:
Phineas Phallus Clock: Step aside Big Ben (NSFW)
Day of the Dead Guitar Case: Rock music and horror movies are a perfect match.
Stress Balls: Squeezing my balls does not relieve stress.
Gelli Baff: Jell-O wrestling training for kids.
Flower Lamps: These lamps will […]

Early Warning Fall Alert

You may think that the Life Alert necklace would be good enough protection for the elderly. It allows them to summon help if they become incapacitated. It seems, however, that just the act of some of them getting up is cause for alarm. That is where the Early Warning Fall Alert comes in. As soon […]

Heart Shaped Tweezers: Sweet Gift For Your Hairy Spouse

What better way to tell your spouse you love them than to give them a romantic heart shaped gift in a beautiful mirrored compact all wrapped in a velveteen pouch. A nice thought. It may be a little less romantic when she realizes what the gift really shows is that you think she needs to […]

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