Painful memories of Catholic school beatdowns has left you with a serious anger management problem. Prevent the monster that lurks within from bubbling to the surface with the Sister Discipline Nun Motion clicker. This metal click toy makes a satisfying sound as the ruler slaps the nun’s hand over and over.
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Maybe it’s time Mr. Tie here invested in some neckware that is a little more manageable—like a bolo tie or a cravat. Even those fashion disasters don’t look this bad.
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Flowers are useful things to have around, to get you out of the doghouse with the wife/girlfriend if nothing else. But beyond looking and smelling pretty, those are pretty useless. With its ability to open a bottle of wine, the Tulip Corkscrew is immensely useful. Plus, with its included flower pot you can leave it out like any other decorative plant you may have. The four leaves of this corkscrew make it useful for both righties and lefties.
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Freud would have a field day with the manner in which some people will want to dress this magnetic copy of himself. I am sure he would understand you putting a suit and hat on him, he may not take so kindly to the leathers and mohawk. Your fridge, your choice. Much more fun than your average set of magnetic poetry on the refrigerator.
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Under most circumstances, hanging a flashlight from the ceiling would be about as ghetto as you could get with regard to interior lighting. However, these are made of porcelain so, all of a sudden, it’s avant garde.
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Don’t let one whiny and skeptical kid ruin Christmas for all the other children. If one kid tries using a little too much common sense to question the existence of Santa, all you need to do is leave a bunch of clues around to counter it. That kid will have no reason to believe there is no Santa when he finds all this stuff left behind: glasses, a torn piece of red suit, a large coat button, a boot prints, a sleigh bell on a red ribbon, a toy list, reindeer hoof prints and Santa’s glove. Get yourself a little red and green crime scene tape to complete the illusion.
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This motorcycle grip makes a revving sound every time you pop open a beer. You’ll get a lot of good years out of this motorcycle, but remember that it is dangerous. You’ll probably fall a few times, and once the liver goes it’s time to trade her in.
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If you are looking for an inconspicuous bluetooth device for your phone, this is not it. But if you are looking for a piece of fruit that is able to be used as a handset for your bluetooth phone then you have come to exactly the right place. A peach or a cluster of grapes just could not have the same effectiveness as this banana handset. You’d look just plain silly holding a peach up to your ear.
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