From the category archives:

Bizarre Gadgets

toilet bankI know what you are thinking—why would I throw away money buying some ridiculous toilet bank that flushes coins when I could be using that money to feed my children? If you are one of the three lucky winners, you don’t have to pay a dime thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures. Plus, with all the coinage you will save those kids can buy two things off the dollar menu. Today’s the last day, so hurry and head on over to the contest page for instructions on how to enter.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:

Contest: Win one of three flushable toilet banks.

Dick Towel: Get a dick towel today! (NSFW)

4GB Transformers USB Drive: Comes loaded with “Revenge of the Fallen”.

Bioshock 2: EVE hypodermic needle prop replica.

Porcelain Cardboard Box: Lasts longer than the real thing.

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box-of-hope

The Gift of Hope offers the recipient exactly what it says, hope. The empty box will certainly give them hope that the next gift you give them will be something useful. The box also offers those that are extremely gullible the chance to find the key to happiness that is in one out of every thousand boxes. Check out this product that may be one of the few that offers even less.

Product Page ($3.95)

porcelain-cardboard-box

A close relative of the unzipped glass ziploc bag, this porcelain cardboard box will give you the look of used box, but one that lasts much longer. For the ultimate in realism it includes staples and a strip of tape. A great Christmas gift to confuse the recipient as long as you are sure to pack it in a cardboard gift box.

Product Page ($35)

toilet bank

Believe it or not, you can beat the recession by flushing your money down the toilet—if you have a toilet bank that is. Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures are back with another toilet-themed gift for you that’s as practical as it is ridiculous. Just place a coin in the bowl and flush your way to financial security. We’re giving away a toilet bank to three lucky readers—all you have to do to enter is send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Help Me Flush My Money Down The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday, November 9th. Good Luck!

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robot sumo

These sumo robots walk faster and push harder depending on how much electricity you generate with the hand crank. So, it’s not fat, strength and superior technique that wins the day, it’s how fast you can turn that crank.

Product Page ($32)

nun motion clickerPainful memories of Catholic school beatdowns has left you with a serious anger management problem. Prevent the monster that lurks within from bubbling to the surface with the Sister Discipline Nun Motion clicker. This metal click toy makes a satisfying sound as the ruler slaps the nun’s hand over and over.

Product Page ($6)

mr tie mousepad

Maybe it’s time Mr. Tie here invested in some neckware that is a little more manageable—like a bolo tie or a cravat. Even those fashion disasters don’t look this bad.

Product Page ($15)

nerd-approved-halloween-edition

Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Nerd Approved in the past year. Enjoy!

Blood Energy Potion: A taste test review.

Zombie Head: Sustains itself with it’s own eyeball juices.

Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.

Creepy Toilet Paper Holder: I think your toilet paper is haunted.

Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.

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tulip-corkscrew

Flowers are useful things to have around, to get you out of the doghouse with the wife/girlfriend if nothing else. But beyond looking and smelling pretty, those are pretty useless. With its ability to open a bottle of wine, the Tulip Corkscrew is immensely useful. Plus, with its included flower pot you can leave it out like any other decorative plant you may have. The four leaves of this corkscrew make it useful for both righties and lefties.

Product Page ($25)