
I’m not really about cases and skins on my stuff, but I think I will make an exception for these Frank Miller GelaSkins. Pulled directly from the pages of Sin City and 300, these would be just the thing to cover up all the scratches and dents you’ve managed to inflict on your phone and laptop.
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Man, the Chinese army doesn’t stand a chance if their battlefield communications consist of 10-foot tall cellphones. However, on a small scale, it does make for an interesting cellphone holder.
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I say “matches” but, actually, I’m not sure what those things are. All I know is that they have drawn a bath and have plenty of room left for sexy time with your cellphone or MP3 player.
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As cool as this cellphone strap looks, I don’t think it is something you want to cram into your pants pockets—if you know what I mean.
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So you go out and buy one of the best smartphones out there, then slap a sticker on it that makes it look like a crappy old Nokia or Samsung? Maybe your hardcore friends are calling you a poser or something for owning an iPhone. If that’s the case, I don’t think these decals are going to fool anyone.
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This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
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Keep you cellphone secure while driving in the passionate embrace of this adhesive holder. Then again, “secure” might not be the right word. It kind of looks like this thing is trying to hump it.
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While you are distracted with work, the Amigos Kangaroo will care for and protect your cellphone as if it were her own offspring. She can also hold pens, pencils and notes.
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Foodies can now weigh down their cellphones with oversized straps shaped like a smiley face burger and two varieties of cake. If that wasn’t mouth-watering enough, the straps supposedly smell like the food they represent. A gallery is available after the break.
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