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This Five Finger Fillet Knife set has everything you need for a kitchen knife game. The storage block is shaped like a log and the hand on top will give you a good way to practice your knife skills without putting your delicate fingers at risk. With this knife set containing five knives and there only being four spaces between the fingers, that last knife is bound to catch some piece of flesh.
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Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
These sproutlets will do two things for you. First they will allow you to enjoy Chia Pet-style gardening without the depressing grandma edge that came from commercials that had a $4 budget, ran during “Wheel of Fortune” and ended with the phrase “Available at Walgreens, Rite Aid, and other fine stores”. Secondly, you’ll have a fake duck giving you a perpetual look of gratification, as if to thank you for slowly and masterfully harvesting him a head of Vanilla Ice hair…Right On.
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the green family is a series of kitchen tools and meal-preparation made of a recycled plastic and wood blend, attractive and functional design, each piece has been given a first name green, of course is the family name, and personality that matches its appearance, and at the end of a green’s life-cycle, it can be recycled too!
At long last, you can finally grate cheese with a princess, peel veggies with a nuclear warhead, and scrub your dishes with Guy Fieri’s head. We recommend taking advantage of that overnight delivery ASAP. Additional photos are available after the break.
Ever wonder how creatures of the sea entertain themselves when they’re not exploring shipwrecks or attacking swimmers? They tickle each other for hours on end. Not only that, this magnet of ambiguous scientific accuracy also reveals that whales laugh through their blowholes…Who knew?
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This 2 x 3 phone, keys, wallet rug will help you remember the holy trinity of items you’re supposed to have in your possession before you walk out the door. Remembering now will prevent a heated “where were you when I needed you?” conversation with these items later on.
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Your average bachelor feels that cleaning up after a meal means making sure all the dishes are piled up in the sink. These Brushing Beauties are likely to remind him of his mother and shame him into actually cleaning each one of them.
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This battery-operated bagel dome keeps your baked goods fresher, longer by creating a vacuum seal at the push of a button. If you are so inclined, you could arm each bagel with one of those toothpick swords and pretend that they are battling it out in the Thunderdome. Two bagels will enter, only one will leave.
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Under most circumstances, hanging a flashlight from the ceiling would be about as ghetto as you could get with regard to interior lighting. However, these are made of porcelain so, all of a sudden, it’s avant garde.
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