Mermaid End Table is Tacky, Weird…Arousing
We have seen dragon end tables and skeleton end tables, but nothing quite compares to this mermaid end table and its special blend of weirdness and confusing sexuality. Is it wrong to be attracted to an inanimate mythical creature? Yes, yes it is. We already learned that the hard way (NSFW link).
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Li’l Tubby Bowl: Are You Done Yet Fatso?
Li’l Tubby seems to be completely oblivious to the fact that there are people out there who are starving. When the doctor took his foot, his insatiable hunger never let up. When the fire department knocked down his wall to haul him out with a forklift, all he could say was “More Please!” So, the […]
Cha Table/Chair: Huge Coffee Mug as Furniture
This made to order table/chair could really cause some confusion on those tough weekend mornings after a night of drinking. First you will wonder whether your coffee mug has grown or you have shrunken, and then you will wish you had a an actual cup of coffee that large to wake you up. You can […]
AaaahCoo Clock: Nothing Like Tarzan Announcing the Time
Cuckoo clocks are useful, but that little bird can get on your nerves after a while. You will never tire of hearing this clock announce the time. On the hour he comes flying out of the door feet first with that trademark yell of his that you have all heard as he swings on vines. […]
The Blob Lamp Collection: Sophistication Has a New Name
That’s right—sophisticated design has a new name, and you spell it B.L.O.B. This unique collection of lamps is the brainchild of designer Karim Rashid and there are versions of various sizes that can function as floor lamps, desk lamps and even indoor/outdoor seating. The version pictured above is the Blob XL indoor / outdoor, but […]
One Man Cry Doorstop: Mr. P Does His Worst Job Yet
We have seen Mr. P use his manhood for a lot of jobs: lamps, wine stoppers, towel holders and the like—but those jobs were fairly risk free. Not so with his gig as a doorstop. The aptly titled “One Man Cry” will keep your door open at the expense of our little friend here. The […]
Giant Revenge of The Great White Pool Sculpture: Just In Time For Shark Week
Just in case you haven’t noticed, the Discovery Channel is in the midst of its 21st annual Shark Week tradition (July 27th to August 2nd). To commemorate this momentous occasion, I present to you this 8-foot Revenge of the Great White Shark Sculpture. You can put this monster anywhere you have room—but if you are […]
Portable Fireplace Suitcase
This Portable Fireplace Suitcase is a simple way to have a fireplace wherever you want it. Between its smokeless fire and its ability to be placed anywhere it is truly able to be used anywhere. Want a fireplace on your living room rug? Done. Office space a bit dreary lately? Add a fireplace. Your boss […]
Kama Sutra Wall Clocks: Time Keeping For Nymphomaniacs
If you and your partner are hopelessly addicted to sex, the Kama Sutra Clock pictured above will give you something new to try every hour. But, if you need something a little weirder more sophisticated to turn you on, check out the clock after the break.
Ski Bum 3000: Robots Rock The Slopes of the Future
Inspired by “the retro designs of old bowling alleys, diners and tine toys from the 30’s through the 60’s” artist Toby Fraley has designed a line of whimsical robot lamps that are sure to delight and confuse all who gaze upon them. Each design is handmade out of mostly recycled parts so don’t be shocked […]
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