A dry bird will ruin Thanksgiving. Your mother in law will make some sort of crack about your cooking skills, you’ve had a few so you call her a bitch, and it’s all fists, hair pulling and tears from there on out. One turkey-shaped turkey baster could have avoided everything.

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Looks like this elf won’t be able to sneak in and cobble shoes for you at night anymore, but he’s still willing to help. His limbs are detachable and magnetic, so his well dressed gams can hold your Shake n’ Bake coupons and entertain you with hours of Irish fridge jigs. A woman’s legs in dominatrix boots are pictured after the break.

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A bright sunny day may be the best weather you can hope for, but there is something to be said for the great feeling when the sun just begins to emerge after a lengthy period of cloudiness. This cloud wall lamp has the light bulb positioned so that it always appears that the sun is just breaking through. The gentle, diffuse light provided is perfect for any room you want to use as a peaceful getaway.

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I just read some trivia about Elvis which claimed that while he was still young and thin, he was able to eat 8 deluxe cheeseburgers, 2 BLTs and three milkshakes in a single sitting. Therefore it’s only natural that he would appear on this vintage turntable cookie jar to woo your stash of Chips Ahoy… He would have wanted it that way. An additional Beatles themed jar is pictured after the break.

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Set the timer for any period up to 60 minutes and as soon as you see a big smile on the face you know it is time to eat. This happy looking guy will also give you a polite little bell sound to let you know the time has expired in case you are not within viewing distance.

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Either of these disembodied hands will do a fine job holding your candles, allowing you to have your candlelight without hot wax dripping onto your skin. And when no candles are around, you have a nice thumbs up decoration with one hand, while the other looks like it is doing something a bit more risque.

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Let this Star Trek lamp welcome you to space, the final frontier any time you choose. A button on the base will turn the Star Trek theme song on, complete with the spoken prologue as the Enterprise on the base spins. The four color changing LED’s on the starship’s sensor array platform give it that look of a starship first being unveiled. Put it on your bedside table and talk like Captain Kirk to give your mate an experience they won’t forget.

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If you want your house to have the laid back feel of the 60’s, this VW Camper Van Light Switch is a perfect accessory. Not only does it let you turn your lights on and off with a VW Camper Van, it also adds a dimming capability.

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At first glance, you may think: “Big deal, it’s an ugly hat riding cow udders…Useless”. But that’s before you realize that the cap can be removed to reveal a fine smelling candle with a 40 hour burn time. You’ll be sorry you insulted the hat next time you need to keep warm or mask a noxious funk…Utterly useful.

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Put the cooling power of this igloo ice cube container to work next time you need a cube to water down your favorite beverage. As if that wasn’t exciting enough, the silicone top doubles as a baby cube birthing center, with an ice cube tray built right in, and it comes with tongs!… How ’bout that?

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