Cigar Pillows: Naptime With Robustos, Presidentes, Coronas and Churchills

Use these Cigar-shaped pillows to add decorative touch to your smoke room, den, or office. Basically, anywhere your wife will not be spending much time—because there is no way she would stand for this in the living room.
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Air Freshener Construction Signal Warns Others When You Are Laying Some Bathroom Bricks

When you are on a construction site, a siren light usually means that there is danger afoot and it would be wise to keep your distance. The same can be said for this series of air freshener signal lights from homeloo. Each features a pleasant air freshening scent, a revolving signal light and a pen [...]

Clothespin Wastebasket

Has any simpler device found more innovative uses than the clothespin? Being used as something like a paper clip is not too far from it’s intended function, but using it as a trash bag holder is a much more inventive use. You know that it is rare to find the correct combination of bag and [...]

Mermaid End Table is Tacky, Weird…Arousing

We have seen dragon end tables and skeleton end tables, but nothing quite compares to this mermaid end table and its special blend of weirdness and confusing sexuality. Is it wrong to be attracted to an inanimate mythical creature? Yes, yes it is. We already learned that the hard way (NSFW link).
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Li’l Tubby Bowl: Are You Done Yet Fatso?

Li’l Tubby seems to be completely oblivious to the fact that there are people out there who are starving. When the doctor took his foot, his insatiable hunger never let up. When the fire department knocked down his wall to haul him out with a forklift, all he could say was “More Please!” So, the [...]

Cha Table/Chair: Huge Coffee Mug as Furniture

This made to order table/chair could really cause some confusion on those tough weekend mornings after a night of drinking. First you will wonder whether your coffee mug has grown or you have shrunken, and then you will wish you had a an actual cup of coffee that large to wake you up. You can [...]

AaaahCoo Clock: Nothing Like Tarzan Announcing the Time

Cuckoo clocks are useful, but that little bird can get on your nerves after a while. You will never tire of hearing this clock announce the time. On the hour he comes flying out of the door feet first with that trademark yell of his that you have all heard as he swings on vines. [...]

The Blob Lamp Collection: Sophistication Has a New Name

That’s right—sophisticated design has a new name, and you spell it B.L.O.B. This unique collection of lamps is the brainchild of designer Karim Rashid and there are versions of various sizes that can function as floor lamps, desk lamps and even indoor/outdoor seating. The version pictured above is the Blob XL indoor / outdoor, but [...]

One Man Cry Doorstop: Mr. P Does His Worst Job Yet

We have seen Mr. P use his manhood for a lot of jobs: lamps, wine stoppers, towel holders and the like—but those jobs were fairly risk free. Not so with his gig as a doorstop. The aptly titled “One Man Cry” will keep your door open at the expense of our little friend here. The [...]

Giant Revenge of The Great White Pool Sculpture: Just In Time For Shark Week

Just in case you haven’t noticed, the Discovery Channel is in the midst of its 21st annual Shark Week tradition (July 27th to August 2nd). To commemorate this momentous occasion, I present to you this 8-foot Revenge of the Great White Shark Sculpture. You can put this monster anywhere you have room—but if you are [...]

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