Inka Coffee Maker Confuses You Out Of $63
From the product page: “Inka is a coffeepot “press-filter” in the scheming silhouette. Faithful to his creative investigation of the “ zones of shadow”, Guido Venturini give birth to very meaning persons, except standards, vaguely montrueux but never threatening and who attract all our sympathy.”
Translation: Inka is a cool looking, overpriced Alien/Praying Mantis thingee [...]
Even My Furniture Dislikes Smoking
You can’t smoke anywhere these days, and now I am supposed to buy furniture that is a never ending reminder that smoking is a bad thing? This Fornasetti design is is one of a group of chairs you can buy, each with unique pictures for an interesting formal look to your rooms.
Product Page ($1577 up)
Collapsed Horse Bean Bag
It is a good thing that this horse has totally collapsed. Can you imagine trying to use a bean bag chair made out of a full sized horse who was standing? One false move and you would be the one collapsed on the floor in severe pain.
Product Page ($79)
Tis’ the Season for Santa to Protect You From Crabs
Santa has to fund his workshop somehow, and that means selling out at a level that would even shock Disney.
Product Page: ($5)
Cheeky Chimp Foot Scrubber
Ahh yes…Use a giant emery board foot to remove that gross scaly dead skin from your feet while leaving a minty scent behind. And, to secure an image that is synonymous with hygiene, it’s covered with chimp heads.
Product Page: (£3.50 or about $5.50)
Those Aren’t Sprinkles…
If dieting hasn’t worked for you, then how about using dishes that look as if your food is being invaded by ants? After all, a sight this disgusting is sure to make you lose your appetite.
Product Page: ($47)
Glass Bottle Collection: Fine China For Bachelors
When you invite that hot date over for dinner you’ll want to make sure she feels special. That means in addition to wearing deodorant and wiping the pubes off your toilet seat, you break out the fine china. That’s where these imported glass water bottles come in. Made in Italy and available in four different [...]
David Copperfield Magic Bookends
Remember when David Copperfield (illusionist, entertainer, douche) “walked through” the Great Wall of China? These bookends are kind of like that, except the “Great Wall” can be a copy of War and Peace.
Product Page ($100)
Newspaper Accessories Make You Look Informed
True or not, having a bunch of newspapers around the house will make people think you stay up with current events and are smarter than the average bear. Choose whichever accessory you currently need: tray, box, ashtray or napkin holder and start impressing people. Whether it is a false impression does not really matter in [...]
Banana Bros Brand Monkey Seasoning
There is a long-winded and artsy story behind the Banana Bros on the product page, but when you get right down to it we are talking about to cute salt and pepper-filled monkeys riding in a banana kayak. Makes total sense doesn’t it?
Product Page ($36)
