This 12-inch tall Alice In Wonderland Mad Hatter figure is insanely detailed, insanely dressed and insanely expensive at $200.
Product Page ($200/Pre-Order for April 2010)
From the category archives:
Misc. Weirdness
This spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!
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I first posted this over the weekend on our Twitter feed, but this find is so amusing that I had to share it with everyone. Presenting Maximilian, the gladiator nutcracker. I came across this holiday gem in World Market and had to have it.
Product Page ($10)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
Few people know the story of Frank the Reindeer. He tried out for the team, but he lacked “star quality”, and his name was all wrong for the image that Santa was trying to convey to the public. Second, he wasn’t the best flier. He was down on his luck though, and Santa found it in his heart to give him a job anyway. Sometimes Frank wishes he hadn’t.
Product Page ($15)
The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.
Product Page ($9.99)
Protect your favorite tomes with the BookCup cover. It looks like a cup of tea, and the teabag helps to keep your place.
Regular mirrors are nothing but a hassle with their plastic edges constantly blocking out your beauty. One solution to this horrible problem is to invest in these custom made jobs which will cost more and require up to three months for delivery. But it will all be worth it when you add that extra inch of reflected glory.
Product Page: ($96)
Whether you think cacti would look perfectly natural in a Canadian blizzard, or if you just want to mess with people stranded in the desert by letting them think they’ve found a source of water, these steel cacti will fit the bill. Each one is made and finished by hand, and they’re available in four finishes: galvanized, patina rust, verdigris, and mirror.
Product Page: (Prices Vary)
Nothing lathers up like a burger sponge. It’s a fact. It’s what the Hamburglar uses in prison so he doesn’t have to take risks with bar soap.
Product Page (£5 or $8)
