M&M Plush Screen Cleaners: These Celebs Are Not Above a Little Dirty Work
You see the M&M characters everywhere nowadays. They are on TV commercials, supermarket products and even placemats. But their celebrity hasn’t made them lose touch with the common man. They will get out there and clean the fingerprints / dust off of your monitor with ” their smooth chamois bellies.” It’s hard work, but it […]
Mermaid End Table is Tacky, Weird…Arousing
We have seen dragon end tables and skeleton end tables, but nothing quite compares to this mermaid end table and its special blend of weirdness and confusing sexuality. Is it wrong to be attracted to an inanimate mythical creature? Yes, yes it is. We already learned that the hard way (NSFW link).
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These Nunchucks Won’t Help You in Battle
From Fashionably Geek: These nunchucks are not going to help you in a fight. In fact, wearing this shirt may actually result in more severe and regular ass kickings.
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Erotic Chess Set Is Intellectual Foreplay (NSFW)
Nothing would get an intellectual woman hotter than challenging her to a game of Erotic Chess. It’s dirty, yet sophisticated—like an orgy breaking out at a book reading or a porno being shot in an art museum.
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Reserve a Spot in Hell: It’s Warm and There Are Plenty of Hookers
Back in December I came across a website selling reserved spaces in Heaven. After all, it’s not easy to get into Heaven, so it makes sense to secure your spot early. However, it has just come to my attention that the same site is now offering a similar set of travel packages to Hell. But […]
Danger Men Cooking BBQ Burger Coaster Set
When you think of men cooking, you think of grilling. And for those who cannot afford to grill some fine steaks, a hamburger is always a reasonable replacement. Having this awesome coaster set to celebrate that is perfect accompaniment. The one downside is that every time you pick up your drink you will be reminded […]
Predator or Prey Tea Cup
This tea cup has some very nice features for the hard core tea drinker while displaying a turnabout for the usual cat vs. fish predation. One second that cat is sitting on the edge of the mug looking for a little snack, the next he is stuck in their world and at their mercy. I […]
The Plastic T. Pot Will Stupefy Stuffy Tea Drinkers
Wanna know how to blow the mind of an tea drinker that lives in a stuffy world filled with porcelain and doilies? The “Plastic” T.Pot can do the job with a design that looks like an inflatable teapot. It is actually made from ceramic, but those stuck up old bats will never know the difference.
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5 Hilarious Hot Sauces That Will Rip Your Ass To Shreds
I’m not big into hot sauces, but I can’t help but laugh at some of the gimmicky packaging that goes along with these bottles. Some of the sauces are hotter than others, but it is a pretty safe bet that any one of these will have you tearing up on the toilet in the morning. […]
Bubble Gum Correction Tape
That innocuous pack of bubble gum sitting on your desk is not gum at all. Just a carefully camouflaged white out applicator. It does not offer any additional functionality, but that is not it’s lot in life. This packaging will keep all those leeches who want to borrow white out away from your desk, but […]
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