Dead Tired Pillowcases, With Emphasis on Dead
These pillowcases will give those that are trying to wake you up a quick scare. The effect is doubled with the use of both cases. They get what they deserve for trying to get you up before you are damn good and ready.
There are a couple more fun and interesting pillow case designs after the [...]
Shampoo That Will Wash Away the Shame of a One Night Stand
The only thing that lasts longer than the stench of a one night stand is the memory. And since getting rid of the memory is a lot more difficult, we will just offer you this Wash Your One Night Stand shampoo. It is a small price to pay for the cleansing benefits it offers.
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Neil Diamond Banknote: 50 Pounds Never Looked So Swanky
Apparently, bringing us such classics as “I Got The Feelin’, Oh No, No” and “Honey-Drippin’ Times”, has earned Neil Diamond a special place on this ₤50 banknote which is issued from the diamond cutter’s own “Bank of Diamond”. It’s value here in the states: about $1.85.
For those living on Neil’s private island, this means that [...]
One Giant Leap For a Cutting Board
Chances are you have never made a trip to your local Williams-Sonoma just to drool over the cutting boards. Simple, utilitarian objects are rarely (if ever) exciting. However, these laser-engraved versions with illustrations hand-positioned to interact with the wood grain could inspire a few nerds to take up cooking and step away from the microwave [...]
Pizza Plates Look Good Enough To Eat
These pizza plates will whet your appetite before the delivery guy ever gets there. You don’t get to choose your toppings, but even I can deal with a couple olives. Each pizza box comes with a set of 6 plates, enough to feed the whole family.
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The Best of Nerd Approved: September 29th-October 5th 2008
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 29th to October 5th 2008:
Emergency Yodel Button: Nothing lifts the spirits like a robust alpine yodel.
Spidy Skeleton: The unholy spawn of “arachniality.”
Super Bolt Storage: 3 hard inches in your pants.
“Durasell” Battery Lighter: Only water can stop the copper top.
Choco-ashtrays: For nicotine-addicted chocoholics.
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Skeleton Boxer is Super Flyweight Champion
Comin’ atcha from beyond the grave and weighing in at a husky 29 pounds is the Champion Boxer Skeleton Figurine. This 8 ¼” tall skeleton is captured posing in victory after taking the super, super flyweight, or Mary-Kate Olsen class championship. Crafted from cold cast resin and hand painted, this figurine will certainly be a [...]
Duster D: The Pinnacle of Rugged Manliness
You may never be able to use your penis as a weapon or maintain a 50 to 200 year erection, but Duster D can. These planters are made from scratch, stand 12” tall and also have customizable hair and beard color, clothing, and even tattoos. You can turn Duster D into a stallion with a [...]
Circus Seal Plasma Light Without The Annoying Barking
The electra ball that this seal is balancing on his nose will glow with your choice of a blue light or combined red and blue. Maybe your guests will be so mesmerized by the swirling lights they will fail to notice that you have a seal in your living room.
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Shower Power: Suction Handle For Bathroom Bangin
Everyone has been there. You get a willing young lady in the shower with you only to have one of you fall and hurt yourself. And you know what that means. It means that your fun time is over. Because God forbid it is her that gets hurt and you think she may as well [...]
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