Jaws 5: Jaws in Space
From Fashionably Geek: Where do all movie franchises go to die? That’s right—outer space. This is especially true with horror franchises. Jason Voorhees did it, Leprichaun did it, and now Jaws does it.
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Diva Leopard Lamp: Obviously Designed by a Guy
Since this is the only area of a woman you look at anyway, you might as well oggle these resin breasts and save yourself from all those slaps and drinks in the face.
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Garden Gnomes Get Bunnyback Rides
With all the talk of green alternatives for transportation, maybe you should put this gnome out in your garden to demonstrate a simple earth saving strategy. Riding bunnies may not be the answer to the current woes we have, certainly the bunnies hope not, but at least it shows that the gnomes are working on [...]
The Best of Nerd Approved: December 22nd-28th 2008
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.
Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.
Sudoku Ninja Doll: Attacks stress when it least expects it.
Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes [...]
Index Finger Magnets Point Things Out
Anywhere that you have a metal surface and something to point out, these magnets will come in real handy. A random note left on a refrigerator could easily be missed, but with a finger to point it out nothing will be overlooked. Palm up and palm down versions can give different types of emphasis depending [...]
The Stupidest Products of 2008
Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you [...]
Sudoku Ninja Doll Attacks Stress When It Least Expects It
A few squeezes of the Sudoku Stress Ninja and your worries will mysteriously melt away. The stress ninja takes no prisoners.
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The Best of Nerd Approved: December 15th-21st 2008
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 15th-21st 2008:
David Copperfield Magic Bookends: Mini David walks through your porn collection.
Glass Bottle Collection: Fine china for bachelors.
Cornhole Games: Google gets all up in your cornhole.
Ants On My Cup and Saucer: Those aren’t sprinkles…
Nightmare Before Christmas Hand-Warming Egg: The greatest medical gadget [...]
Boob Flannel Wash Cloth (slightly NSFW)
Dragging yourself out of bed may be a little bit easier each morning if you knew the first thing you would be doing is to have boobs rubbed all over your body. You may prefer they not be of the flannel variety like this washcloth, but you take what you can get.
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Tis’ the Season for Santa to Protect You From Crabs
Santa has to fund his workshop somehow, and that means selling out at a level that would even shock Disney.
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