Jay and Silent Bob Bookends: These Guys Don’t Read

Jay and Silent Bob Bookends are like a Matthew McConaughey line of bath gels and soaps. It just doesn’t make sense.
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Desktop USB Henry and Hetty Hoovers: Don’t Get Any Funny Ideas

For those who don’t know, the Henry Hoover vacuum is famous for its looks and reliability (in the UK at least), and now it is available in a cute desktop version that is powered via USB. The full-size version has also been in the spotlight recently after a Polish building contractor was caught having sex […]

Darth Vader Talking Computer Sitter Bobble Head Watches You Do Horrible Things

Poor Vader—condemned to kneel atop your computer and watch as you touch yourself to internet porn day in and day out. But that is not even the ultimate indignity—he will say “What is thy bidding, my master?” when you reach out a sticky hand and tap his bobbling head. To bad he can’t fetch you […]

Retro Nintendo Business Card Holders Are Pure Professionalism

Show your contacts and potential clients that you are a respected professional that means business with one of these retro NES card holders. The image quality on this product is horrible, but these cases apparently come in Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, Zelda, Ice Climber or Balloon Fight and Famicom controller versions.
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USB Office Fairy Lights

If you wonder what good these lights are, I can give you two excellent reasons. First, anything that plugs into your USB port and is not associated with computing is cool. It just is. And if it happens to be fairy lights that you can drape on your screen that is acceptable. The second reason […]

3D Drawing Pad Brings Your Naughty Doodles to Life

Have another boring meeting this afternoon? We know how it is. The boss drones on about one thing or another as you sit patiently doodling stick figures with giant boobs on your notepad. But what if those boobs could jump off the page? They can with this 3D notepad! Just draw something in black ink […]

Animal Desktop Water Coolers: Respect is For The Weak

You would think that a desk-sized water cooler shaped like cute little animals would be marketed for children, but according to the product page it “will start a riot of jealousy amongst your cubicle buddies.” It may not earn you any respect at work, but it takes balls to sip water that you just dispensed […]

The Three Mile Pencil Precisely Measures Your Productivity

Thanks to computers, writing with a pencil is becoming a lost art. However, this 3 MIle Pencil gives you that sense of pride in a job well done that can only come from manual labor. As you write, the pencil gets shorter and shorter, marking how much and how far you have written in the […]

Tell The World How You Really Feel

These automated sculptures entitled “Which is the Mask” sprang forth from the mind of artist Dan Torpey. When the button on the base is pressed, each handmade figure will raise a mask to their face—revealing that they want to stick their tongue out at the world. I’m holding out for the “Which is the Middle […]

Indiana Jones Prop Replica Desk Accessories Hold Your Office Supplies

Today is the day my friends! Celebrate the opening of the new movie by decking out your desktop with some fun and useful prop replica desk accessories from the Indiana Jones movie series. The Ark of the Covenant doubles as a business card holder, the Holy Grail with hold your paperclips and the fertility idol […]

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