From the category archives:
This mini recycling bin pen holder will make you look environmentally conscious without having to do a damn thing. If there is one thing that we can all agree on it is that getting credit for doing basically nothing is a beautiful thing.
Product Page (£1.74, about $2.85)
You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.
Product Page ($18)
Despite years in his new, urban environment, the cable monkey instinctively latches onto cords as if they were vines in the jungle.
Product Page ($5)
With all of the amusing desktop games out there, and distractions like smartphones and computers at your disposal, engaging in a game of mini tennis/tetherball at work seems completely absurd. I mean, if you are going to get canned for goofing off at work, go for the gold.
Product Page (£5 or $8)
Tired of having your coffee cup stolen at the office? Surprise mugs will help you uncover and humiliate the culprit.
Product Page (£5 or $8 / Out of Stock)
Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gone statues have been protecting your gardens and wine, now he is making that same level of protection available to your cubicle. And being an ever vigilant sentry is not his only duty, he will also hold your business cards and a single pen/pencil. Just beware those razor sharp teeth when putting your fingers anywhere near him, I somewhat doubt this guy is OSHA approved.
Product Page ($69.99)
eReaders may be convenient, but that means no more karate bookends or crazy bookmarks. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to live in a world where these magnificent products are no longer needed.
Product Page ($45)
Okay, I get the foldable table with a USB-powered laptop cooling fan—but what’s with the mouse platform? The product page fails to mention why it looks like a bear.
Product Page ($30)
Your typical paper clip holder just looks messy with all those paper clips sitting at random angles, but with the Sparrow’s Nest Paper Clip Holder, that jumbled mess looks just like the jumbled mess that is a bird’s nest. As a matter of fact, this bird base looks worse and worse as you get rid of the paper clips.
Product Page ($9.95)
