Okay, I get the foldable table with a USB-powered laptop cooling fan—but what’s with the mouse platform? The product page fails to mention why it looks like a bear.
Product Page ($30)
From the category archives:
Office Products
Your typical paper clip holder just looks messy with all those paper clips sitting at random angles, but with the Sparrow’s Nest Paper Clip Holder, that jumbled mess looks just like the jumbled mess that is a bird’s nest. As a matter of fact, this bird base looks worse and worse as you get rid of the paper clips.
Product Page ($9.95)
You can have two of the more talented monkeys in the world when you get this desk accessory. One of them is a hard hatted iron worker, the other is obviously the welder. The two of them are carrying a steel beam that is ideal for holding a pen or stack of business cards that will look right at home in your office.
Product Page ($65)
The Pocket Brush is a great little gift for that co-worker or relative who has a unique sense of style and a touch of OCD. They can put this brush in their pocket and when they see any dust on their keyboard, they can just pull it out like any other key and start brushing. The shape will fool some into thinking it is just a key while others will be well aware of their personal idiosyncrasies.
Product Page ($24)
With today’s economy, this is no time to be looking for a new job. So if something goes wrong at work, you need someone else to take the blame. That is where the whipping boy comes in. You get a number of pre-recorded, voice activated prompts where he makes it clear that he is completely at fault. You can record four of your own sayings that can be a lot more specific to your actual job that he can take the blame for as well.
Product Page ($25.95)
If you make your living as an assassin, it’s probably not a good idea to distribute business cards with your contact info around town. But hey, that’s just my opinion.
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Boob-related novelties are a dime a dozen these days, so takes vision above and beyond the average, everyday bachelor party fare to attract our attention. This totally ridiculous quad-boobie dreadlock pen certainly fits the bill.
Product Page ($2.38)
After finally tying the knot, the bathroom man and woman left their jobs to get into the chalkboard business. They also got themselves a couple of eraser Scottie Dogs. Indeed, the unfortunate sights and smells of their former life are now just a distant memory.
Product Page ($29)
It’s not ergonomic and it will probably tempt you into visiting the office vending machine more throughout the day—but what chocoholic can resist the Chocomouse?
Product Page ($33)
In case you haven’t noticed the barrage of advertising for the Discovery Channel’s 22nd year of Shark Week, be warned that a marketing attack can come from anywhere—including the mail.
Product Page ($20)
