From the category archives:
No need to worry about the wind with this hurricane lamp. It plugs directly into a free USB port to illuminate a color-changing bulb. Of course, carrying around a laptop makes it a little more difficult to use while camping, investigating caves or whatever the hell people used to do with hurricane lamps.
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Increasingly, studios are releasing popular nerd movies on USB drives in an attempt to sucker collectors into spending extra cash. If you are one of those collectors, this 4GB, individually numbered, Autobot shield USB comes loaded with the Transformers sequel. It’s playable on up to five devices and it’s burnable to DVD.
Maybe it’s time Mr. Tie here invested in some neckware that is a little more manageable—like a bolo tie or a cravat. Even those fashion disasters don’t look this bad.
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This mouse pad not only offers the therapeutic value of it’s warmth and humidity, it also offers you a way to add up to 2 USB devices to your computer.
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Remember Screamy from the other day? Apparently there is a flash drive version…and now he is a condom. A screaming condom. Now you might think that a USB flash drive with a condom theme would offer you some additional protection, but this one has no additional security features at all. Additional photos are available after the break.
Nothing particularly revolutionary about a Santa shaped USB flash drive. What I find very odd is the need to remove his pants in order to access the USB connector. It would have seemed a lot more appropriate if you had to remove the bag of toys, but apparently someone really wanted those pants off.
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There is no need to get some cutesy little USB hub for all your co-workers to see. This particular USB hub looks just like a power strip which makes your computer station look more industrial than any peripheral based on Hello Kitty. With the functionality of a USB hub being pretty basic, it is all about design to differentiate them.
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Here is a speaker for your MP3 player that you already know how to work. Just connect your MP3 player to the toilet, lift the lid and listen to your choice of songs. The beauty is that when you are done you just unplug it, no flushing needed. The built in Lithium ion battery can be recharged with the included USB cable.
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Your average USB card reader is an ugly chunk of plastic and metal. This particular reader looks like a perfume bottle and that can be a benefit for you. Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene. And in that same vein, keeping your desk free of obvious computer accessories makes you appear more approachable. Work is all about meeting others, isn’t it?
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Put some toilet paper in the freezer, because daddy’s coming into the runway ablaze. Better yet, have some Ring Of Fire wipes on hand.
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