This must be what hell is like. A couple of speakers shoved into your skull, doomed to spend an eternity listening to a nerd’s internet wanderings.
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From the category archives:
Peripherals
Would a criminal think to look for valuables tucked inside a power strip? No, probably not. However, if you were to leave it in the vicinity of valuable electronics there is a chance it may get swept up in the melee. Since the safe isn’t actually functional as a power strip (plugging it in only lights up the switch), it would probably be more effective tucked away in the drawer or closet where you store extra cords and miscellaneous gadgets. It could also be useful while traveling.
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Sitting on its base, you have a miniature aquarium with swimming fish to keep you company when you are spending hours surfing the net. If you ever get stressed out, just pull the ball off the base and throw it around or bounce it off the floor. When you feel sufficiently relieved, just replace it on the base and go about your business with your swimming fish back in place.
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Yeah, the cow on a keychain is cool enough on its own. But you can grab the head off this one and it then functions as a PDA pointer. Not sure if pulling the cow’s head off or pulling a pointer out of it is odder, but all of that makes it that much more fun.
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Since nobody can make it through the day anymore without popping a pill or two to relieve even the most minor discomfort, the Help Shop is offering you packs of sleep aids, allergy medication and ibuprofen among other things in what is surely a type of candy store for the aging. They’re even labeled according to symptom in order to gain quick access to your vice. Additional products are pictured after the break.
This USB powered Yoda will keep watch over your computer when you are not around. Whenever he detects motion the lightsaber will illuminate and he will utter a phrase to try to deter the intruder. While you may not fear anyone who is under 4 feet tall, you have to respect the lightsaber.
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This USB Pig Fan is about as close as you are likely to come to a flying pig. The fan is USB powered and has a clip for easy mounting wherever you need. The 360 degrees of freedom to position the fan means you can get that cool breeze right where you want it. All the fun of a pig without the smell.
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Your laptop won’t dare overheat if you are using this Chairman Mao Laptop Cooling Pad. The pad is USB powered and features calligraphy of one of Chairman Mao’s own poems. It will elevate your computer above your lap and you can trust the Chairman to spread the cooling equally. If only he were still alive to see his namesake product in action.
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USB flash drives are everywhere now to the point that they have almost become utilitarian. There is nothing boring about this Transforming “Ravage” USB Flash Drive. It can do the normal job of making all your documents and files portable, but when not being used as a flash drive it can be a vicious cat. Looking like a toy may make it less likely to be stolen than a flash drive, but with the maturity level of your co-workers it may be more likely to disappear.
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The ancient order of the one-eyebrowed ninja is renowned for their ability to slay untidy cables. They hit hard, fade away without a trace and, best of all, they work cheap.
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