Why is it that with all of our advanced mobile technology, we do things like make iPad docks shaped like CRT televisions? I mean, we can all agree that CRTs sucked right?
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If Steve Jobs’ personal iPhone 4 had to be confiscated for Warehouse 13 because of its demonic antenna, this is the steampunk dock they would put it in.
The dock charges and takes calls of course, but the whole thing is cast in copper—so this is a serious piece slab of steampunk technology we’re talking about here. And, naturally, it commands a serious price as well.
From CubicleBot: Remember that Stealth cat robot flash drive from the other day? Well, there’s another Nekobot flash drive from Incubot on the way, and this time its a robot we all recognize—Voltron. It’s labeled as “coming soon” with 2GB of storage and a Blazing Sword accessory. Based on the Stealth Cat, I would also expect that it will be priced at or around the $40 mark.
Product Page ($TBA via Plastic and Plush)
From CubicleBot: Unfortunately for the Stealth Cat robot (who hails from a planet of space cats) he is woefully inadequate in both height and storage size to complete his mission of taking over the world. In fact, armies of these things have been captured by humans, torn in half and shoved in USB drives around the globe.
The Cat bot USB drive measures 3.5-inches tall and features articulated shoulders and neck.
Product Page ($40)
On the surface, playing WoW for hours and hours on end might seem lazy and pathetic to some, but they don’t understand the levels of endurance and dedication involved in gaming on this level. Dare I say it, WoW gamers are like marathon runners. Overweight marathon runners that barely move.
Anyway, the official Warcraft Tap Chat pedal from Sound Blaster allows you to perform macro actions with your feet, so you don’t have to do things like mash buttons while chatting—leaving your hands free to eat (or urinate into a Mtn. Dew bottle).
Product Page ($30 via Kotaku)
A Japanese modder took an old Mac, gutted it and turned it into a truly awesome iPad dock. He even chucked a retro-style desktop image for added authenticity (pictured after the break). Amazing how the iPad fits so perfectly in the old chassis.
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Bask in the serene blue glow of this desktop USB-powered boob. Is it cold in here? No, the nipple is erect because it doubles as an on/off switch. Haha…disturbing.
Product Page ($11)
Remember that boob-controller t-shirt? Well, no woman is going to let you use it so you’ve resorted to fondling mannequins. I hope you’re happy with yourself.
(TIFI via Geekologie)
Plug Blob or Flow into a USB port and their big LED eyes will start glowing. Caress them gently and they will start to wink. Touch it again, and their eyes will start blinking wildly. A third time will make it sleep.
Did..did it just have an orgasm and fall asleep?
Product Page (£35 or $50/June Pre-Order via Technabob)
