From the category archives:
Remember that scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where Indiana Jones survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge? Well now you can commemorate that horrible piece of cinematic history by spending $175 on a 12-inch action figure. A gallery of images is available after the break.
This squirt gun looks like the product of some unholy genetics experiment gone horribly wrong. I feel like you would have to go to confession just for playing with it.
Product Page ($18)
This rubber fetch ball gives your dog a long, luxurious handlebar mustache. Of course, this also gives you the opportunity to rename the dog “Sir Reginald Higginsbottom III” and outfit him with a vest, pocket watch and monocle. Dreams really do come true. An additional image is available after the break.
You have to figure that a sex slave doll is one toy that won’t complain if it is played with a bit roughly. As a matter of fact, the more it is tossed around, the more it will shout out “Oh yeah! Aaaah that’s good!”. As long as your dog doesn’t start coming home in leather and chains I don’t see any harm in it.
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This game is supposed to be fun because one partner will be laying on the sheet while the other has to dance to the instructions. Supposedly the moves they are forced to perform will all be a turn on. Of course it could also lead to one person being injured by their partner’s not so coordinated dancing or a sight that is just not pretty. Come to think of it, there is probably an 80% chance of that based on the lame moves you see the large majority of people trying. Some call it public dancing, I think it looks more like public humiliation.
Product Page ($39.50)
A game of “catch the polar bear head” with your father is one of those childhood moments you will always cherish. And, to make things easier, the head sticks to the paw gloves when you catch it.
Product Page ($5)
With all of the amusing desktop games out there, and distractions like smartphones and computers at your disposal, engaging in a game of mini tennis/tetherball at work seems completely absurd. I mean, if you are going to get canned for goofing off at work, go for the gold.
Product Page (£5 or $8)
You can tell by the look on this guys face that he has something nasty in his stomach. Your job is to use the tweezers to remove the offending bugs. You may not care whether this guy feels better or not, but you will as you eat each of the gummy bugs that you remove.
Product Page ($1.99)
No reason to tax your mind with trying to count when you are out playing a little hacky sack, let this bean bag do the counting for you. Playing with the goal of getting better may be one reason to keep yourself perfectly sober when out playing rather than your usual use of some form of intoxicant prior to a game.
Product Page (£11.99, about $19)
Maybe you have never had any luck solving a Rubik’s cube. That is likely because there was not proper motivation. The Boob Cube solves the motivation issue by making each face show bikini covered boobs when the tiles are properly aligned.
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