Remote Control Lawyer
What better way to inform someone you are going to sue them than to let this remote control lawyer do the job. You can program in whatever phrase you like in addition to the stock phrases he comes with and play them at a push of a button on the briefcase remote control. He comes [...]
Giant Plush Octopus Looks Like the Real Thing
If your kids are not into cute and cuddly plush toys, perhaps they would prefer a hideous 36-inch octopus instead? Man, your kids are weird.
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Lusha the Crusher
She’s big, she’s horny and she will rock your world. Just clap your hands and watch the bed vibrate and wobble as Lusha goes to town on this poor guy. You can see that this guy has enough strain on him to wrinkle all his skin up. But honestly, he doesn’t look like he is [...]
This Spooky Skull Flies the Not-So Friendly Skies
Using batwings and propeller power, this flying skull soars around the room tethered to a cord attached to the ceiling. It also features light up eyes and motorized chomping jaws—which only add to the terror experienced as this thing smashes into your face in the dark.
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Evolving Darwin Play Set
Even though Darwin did come up with the whole theory of evolution, even he was primordial ooze at one point. This play set illustrates that perfectly. We see his progression: ooze to ape to cro-magnon to caveman to bearded scientist. It all flows so smoothly I don’t see where all the controversy comes from.
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Rock’em Sock’em Kung Fu Panda
If you have never seen a panda kick ass, then you haven’t played this Rock’em Sock’em Kung Fu Panda game. Po and Tai Lung go paw to paw to paw to paw, because in this version they can kick as well as punch. That gives you twice the action of the old robots and also [...]
Animated Striking Rattlesnake For Snake Charming Newbies
You have to crawl before you can walk, as the saying goes. And before you step up to a real, live poisonous snake, it might be a good idea to practice your charming skills using this robotic version. When you get to close it will strike out and hiss, staring at you with its glowing [...]
Micro Manager Gives You Incentive
Every manager knows that his employees are lazy and would get nothing done without him breathing down their neck. He can save himself the effort by giving one of these Micro Managers to each employee. Every day he can change the placard displayed to provide the proper motivation. Work smart not hard.
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Solar Powered Viking Ship: Big on Science, Small on History
The 33 piece Valiant Viking Ship Solar Kit may teach kids about clean, alternative energy sources as it powers its way through the water—but it practically rapes the history books with regard to the design of actual Viking ships.
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The Futurama Zapp Brannigan Tin Atomic Raygun Shoots Sparks
The Futurama Zapp Brannigan raygun is based on the famous Japanese tin toys from the 1950’s. It makes sparks when the trigger is pulled and it comes complete with a NRRA membership card, velvet plastic stand and retro packaging with a message from the Zapper himself.
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