Disgruntled Elf Expresses Himself With Poetry
Not every elf at the North Pole can be completely happy and carefree. I see no reason not to include that unhappy soul as well as all the others come the Christmas holiday. This magnetic elf comes complete with plenty of words he can use to voice his displeasure. Let all the kids have a [...]
Makin’ Out: Like Yahtzee With Naked People
Throwing dice to entertain yourself is so juvenile. at least when compared to the Makin’ Out game where you throw a naked couple onto a red shag carpet. See what position they end up in and consult the book to see how many points the position is worth. First person to 100 points wins. That [...]
Li’l Tubby In-Action Figure
While your Gi-Joes are out fighting for freedom, Li’l Tubby attacks the local fair like a flabby hurricane. The corn dog / ice cream stand never knew what hit it.
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Dawn of the Dead Hare Krishna Zombie
You know that when most of the world has turned into zombies that it is inevitable that a few Hare Krishnas will be caught up as well. So don’t let your zombie role playing be limited to your average joe, include this Hare Krishna in your plans. The kit includes glasses and a tambourine for [...]
Darth Vader Has Been Building Death Stars For Years
Darth Vader was a kid at some point. So he wanted to make a Death Star out of snow. Is that a problem?
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Mickey Mouse Transformer - Old Mouse Running With A New Crowd
Mickey Mouse was top dog for a long time, but no longer. He has been out of the limelight for a while. Now we know why. He has been retooling himself as a transformer to come back as a part of Optimus Prime’s gang. You can’t blame the poor mouse, it is hard to fall [...]
Quench Your Thirst With a Tall Glass of Devil-in-a-Can
Hmmm…what’s this? A can of “wish you lucky and happy…u?” I don’t know what the hell that means but it sounds delicious. Aggggh! There is a devil in this can with glowing eyes and sound effects! Sigh…I’ve gone and peed my pants again. Damn you Japan! You are the masters of Halloween! An additional image [...]
Champagne and Flute Tic Tac Toe Set
Playing tic-tac-toe with X’s and O’s is for those that are not old enough to buy alcohol yet. Because given a choice I think any of them would much prefer to play with champagne bottles and flutes. At least if the two of you are getting hammered there will actually be some games that are [...]
Jungle Squirt Gun: Pre-Historic Man’s Super Soaker
I know it is hard to imagine what life would be like before the creation of the Super Soaker, but pre-historic man was forced to wage their squirt gun water battles armed only with a primitive bamboo pump-action device. Now that is a bit of info you won’t find in your fancy history books.
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Perform Your Own Frankenstein Operation
This fine Frankenstein model comes complete with a freshly made Frankenstein along with an operating table and lab instruments. It comes unpainted, so it will be up to you to decide how much blood is required and come up with a good color mix to approximate it. There aren’t many other models that can make [...]
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