Good news! The South Koreans aren’t the only ones who will be slapping their sausage all over the iPhone. A version of the bizarre sausage stylus that was floating around the internet last month has arrived in the US for only 99 cents. I wouldn’t go eating it when you get hungry though. The product page notes that it is “not for consumption”—and if there is one thing you don’t want to stick in your mouth, it’s strange sausage.
Sure, you could just get one of the many gloves on the market designed for use with the iPhone touchscreen, but you wouldn’t have all the sausage-soaked innuendo with that now would you?