Perry Como is on top of the Billboard ringtones chart this week with two Christmas Classics: “Jingle Bells” and “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” For those of you who have no idea who I’m talking about: don’t worry about it. “Jingle Bells” came out in 1946 and there won’t be a test.
Boris Karloff’s “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” is number three on the chart, and much to my chagrin, the Twisted Sister Christmas album ringtones don’t seem to have made it up there.

