I’ve always knows Monopoly was evil. It’s the favorite game of Mr. Burns and Cthulhu, which pretty much says it all.
Set foot for Miskatonic University, and battle it out with other Cthulhu occultists to find out who truly is the Great Old One among you. This Cthulhu Collector’s Edition Monopoly Game features fun Cthulhu and H.P. Lovecraftian style imagery, plus game tokens straight from the Cthulhu mythos! The winner of Cthulhu Monopoly shall be deemed most like the Great Old One and the most fit to inherit his mantle. Whether you win or not, you lose and become one of Cthulhu’s mindless zombies. Hooray!
If that wasn’t bad enough, you can gamble with your soul with Cthulhu Yahtzee. Check that out after the break…
As you might know, Yahtzee is a classic game of tossing dice to gain winning combinations, kind of like poker, but using dice instead of cards. Add Cthulhu to the game, however, and your very soul is at stake! That’s right, in Cthulhu’s world, the winner gets to keep the loser’s soul. Fun, huh? This Cthulhu Collector’s Edition Yahtzee Game boasts an intricately crafted dice cup featuring the Great Old One, as well as awesome Cthulhu-themed green-and-black dice.