You can find a yarn version of just about anything these days, including Link’s bombs from Zelda. As mentioned in the game, “You got a bomb bag! Now you can carry and use bombs!” These bombs are soft and cuddly and definitely will not blow anything up. They even come in their own drawstring bag. My word of caution: be careful where you throw them, I could see a cat adopting them as toys.
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