Man Beats Girlfriend With Wii Controller

by Sean Fallon on December 11, 2006

in Gaming

At this point, just about everyone on the planet is aware of the ability the Wii-mote possesses to inflict property damage and lifelong psychological scars. However, this is the first time I have encountered a serious physical injury attributed to the Nintendo Wii. As you can see, it is a beauty.

After guzzling a copious amount of ‘wife beater’ (Stella Artois) – I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda ‘Boss’. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.

Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!”

It’s a good thing that the girlfriend seems to be a good sport about this whole thing because if it were me, I would have crammed the Wii-mote up that dude’s butthole. And that, my friends, would have definitely been the most serious Wii related injury to date.

WHAP / Kotaku

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