At this point, just about everyone on the planet is aware of the ability the Wii-mote possesses to inflict property damage and lifelong psychological scars. However, this is the first time I have encountered a serious physical injury attributed to the Nintendo Wii. As you can see, it is a beauty.
“After guzzling a copious amount of ‘wife beater’ (Stella Artois) – I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda ‘Boss’. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.
Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!”
It’s a good thing that the girlfriend seems to be a good sport about this whole thing because if it were me, I would have crammed the Wii-mote up that dude’s butthole. And that, my friends, would have definitely been the most serious Wii related injury to date.
