This Talking Elcor Plush Brings Us Uncontrollable Glee


In case you were wondering, April Fools’ Day was weeks ago—the Talking Elcor Plush actually exists.

If you are unfamiliar with the Mass Effect universe, the Elcor are a massive, generally friendly species found on the Citadel. They are described as being “deliberate” and “conservative” with a monotone voice that appears to lack emotion. Because of this, they tend to describe what would otherwise be expressed with tone and body language.

As the product page states:

“My Talking Elcor voices a love greater than the gravity of Dekuuna and is scientifically engineered for maximum huggability and affection.”

Find out what Elcor says and see the plush in action after the break…

My Talking Elcor says the following five unique lines:

-Affectionately: I love you.
-Uncontrollable Glee: Ha..Ha…that tickles.
-Manipulative Begging: Can we go see Blasto 6….Pleaaaaase.
-Superstitious Fear: Can you check under the bed for reapers.
-Continued Concern: Can you check the closet too.

Product Page ($29.99)

(via Technabob)

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