Wary of disappearing pens and co-workers saying they weren’t the ones who took it? Then beef up the security on your desk with this Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender. It’s equipped with a motion sensor and utters a few choice words while flapping its wings when it detects motion nearby.
It’ll also vibrate and let you know something’s wrong if someone knocks it over. Pretty neat, huh?
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