Ah, internet quizzes. They tell you everything from where you should live to what career you should have, and now they tell you which Nintendo character you are, too. This quiz features a series of questions designed to uncover your true nature and match it to a Nintendo character. If you happen to get Mario, it says:
You think you’re the center of the universe – but judge yourself honestly: you’re out of shape, you’re far past your prime, and no one respects you. People think they can take things away from you with no consequences, others are challenging you constantly, and the truth is that you’re about as middle-of-the-road as they come. You’re nothing special, and you’re the least interesting one in any group.
Ouch! Head on over to Dorkly to take the quiz.