Andirons Fit for a Porn Movie Set

by Jonathan Fallon on February 20, 2009

in Household,Misc. Nerdiness

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When you have these Adam & Eve andirons on display in your living room you’ll want to get your stories straight should your guests ask any questions. When you’re friends are over they’re artistic representations of male and female genitalia and a constant source of laughter and conversation. When grandma visits they’re a pair of scissors and a Christian fish symbol that have no hidden meaning and do nothing but hold logs in your fireplace.

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