If you should die before you wake . . .
Human person rentdownstairs commissioned this gently terrifying crib from Atlanta-based woodworker Garrick Andrus, presumably because he’s not fussy about whether his newborn baby gets any sleep or not. I mean, seriously, did we learn nothing from that one episode of The Simpsons?
Here’s a closer look at some of the intricate woodcarving:
(via Boing Boing)