If you want to ensure that your daughter follows a path that starts at spoiled little shit and moves on to egomaniacal bitch who’s totally out of touch with reality, then a good starting point would be getting her this bed which resembles Cinderella’s coach and happens to cost as much as a luxury car. It’ll come in handy later when she uses it to mow down anyone who stands in her way or accuses her of having ever ripped a fart that didn’t delight the senses and turn the air into solid gold.
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Sounds like someone has issues with how much better their sister was treated as a child.
I don’t think it’s about having an issue. The more you stuff your kid with goodies, the more likely he/she will turn into a spoiled brat. It’s a fact, dear!
That carriage goes better with an amusement park, not a home bedroom. By the way, that pink dazzles me!
First off, I’m sorry if you were offended, I was just kidding. I do think this is a fantastic idea for a bed but it is also a bit over the top. Maybe a grandpa could make such a thing for his little granddaughters to sleep in when they stay over. It would make it much easier to adjust to the separation.