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Man Bookshelf is Every Woman’s Dream


Described as having “substantial physical assets”, in addition to being  “good-natured”, “at your service” and “giant”, this man bookshelf seems to have everything a woman is looking for. Without a mouth you know he’s a good listener, he’ll gladly watch soaps with you and he’ll hold your purse, knick knacks and cookbooks without a single complaint. When you really break it down, if it weren’t for sperm and our ability to earn a paycheck this bastard would probably have us all out on our asses.

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