It would only be polite of your guests to strike a match after totally polluting your bathroom. Make it simple for them and set this outhouse on the back of the toilet. You can open the door to load the matches and use the strike plates on the sides to light it up. While there may be disagreement about whether the match actually cleanses the air or just masks it with a sulphur smell, there is no doubt that decorating your bathroom with an outhouse is a bit ironic.
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