Pirates Are More Menacing When They’re Mutants

by Sean Fallon on September 3, 2009

in Household,Misc. Nerdiness

drunken pirate bottle opener

Where has this pirate been sailing? Off the cost of islands that were once a-bomb test sites? When you have more eyes than teeth, it’s probably a good sign that you should set sail for new lands.

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