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Prison Soap Smells Like Springtime at San Quentin

Getting ready to see that buddy off to prison after his latest DUI? Show him what a great friend you are by protecting and mocking him with this bar of “Prison Soap”. This 100% glycerine soap comes to you in an ornate decorative box that puts it head and shoulders above all the other ass soaps on the market—and it even has the helpful reminder “don’t drop the soap” printed into the bar itself. However, if you aren’t on your way to prison and just happen to be one of those people who can’t start the day until you’ve scrubbed your body from head to toe with a human anus, we’ve got you covered as well.

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