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Soaps Are Animal Cracker Imposters


Before you reach into your next box of animal crackers and get a mouthful of shea butter, I should warn you that they’re making animal cracker soaps now, and they taste like hammered ass. If your friends are human douche, they’ll probably try to get you to eat one without you knowing. Be sure to check them for lather before you get all worked up in one. Just sayin…

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