Teach Poe All Your Best Moves

by Jonathan Fallon on October 12, 2009

in Household,Misc. Nerdiness

Edgar Allan PillowSleeping and sex can feel like a chore when you have writer, poet and tortured soul Edgar Allan Poe staring at you from this pillow all night long. But what the hell? As long as he’s there, why not put a whistle around his neck and let him act as your official “sex ref”? Just take the bored expression as an invitation to wow him.

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