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TP Holder Reflects on Rugged Defecation of Yesteryear

Next time you visit the bathroom to pinch a loaf, you can sit back and let this Long Horn whisk you back to a simpler time. A time when answering nature’s call involved leaving the herd on the plains while you made a trip to the woods or a cold outhouse to curl some pipe and wipe your ass with a leaf or some tree bark. What those pioneers would have given for the indoor plumbing and two-ply you so frequently enjoy. Remember these heroes every day with this 12 x 8 x 3” steel wall mounted toilet tissue holder and your own robust 1 gun salute.

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