Don’t let your Banana Brothers Salt and Pepper Set be the extent of your monkey kitchen utensils. The Captain Banana Corkscrew features yet another monkey, though one that does no work at all. When you place Captain Banana over the bottle to be opened, he just sits there. The cork is removed by spinning the parrot on top of his head. That is probably why he has that stupid grin on his face.
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