Anti-Masturbatory Air Freshener: Don’t Jerk And Drive

Posted by Sean Fallon on August 6, 2007
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Anti-Masturbatory Air Freshener

First Nerd Approved brought you Anti-Masturbatory Gum, now we present this Anti-Masturbatory Air Freshener for all of those who enjoy a morning spank while driving to work. The product warns us that “masturbation while driving is dangerous. Please keep both hands on the wheel.”

Highway masturbation is right behind cellphones as a major threat to motorists. Hopefully the fresh sunflower scent produced by this air freshener will help you to put those deadly urges in check.

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